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Status added by Toporau at date 17.06.2009
Bey hahalerelor,nici ca materiale reciclabile nu sunteti buni! Parca ati fi de la scoala ajutatoare:))
Status added by Toporau at date 17.06.2009
Unii ca voi sunt inca cu mintea in uter:))=))
Status added by alexa at date 29.05.2009
Stau pe scaun, ma gandesc......... pe cine sa mai iubesc?! Dar... cu gandul tot la tine......... S-A RUPT SCAUNUL cu mine! :))
Status added by admin at date 25.12.2008
Fa un gest frumos de revelion si imbogateste frumusetea pocnitorilor impuscandu-te in cap...


 
Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
As vrea sa ma aflu intinsa pe tine acum, sa-ti simt prezenta ta fina in chilotzeii mei lycra, sa-mi infig mainile adanc in tine, dar nu te gasesc nisip afurisit!!!
Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
S-a gasit un cadavru neidentificat, mic de statura, urit, chel, fara creier si cu putza mica. Mi s-a facut frica, spune-mi ca traiesti!

Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
Ai fost alaturi de mine cand m-am imbolnavit. Ai fost alaturi de mine cand mi-au furat hotii portofelul. Ai fost alaturi de mine cand mi-am bushit masina. Mortzii matii! Imi porti ghinion !

Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass

Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
Am vazut astazi ceva in vitrina unui magazin... era frumos, sexy, adorabil, ..am vrut sa ti-l cumpar, pana cand am realizat ca era refexia mea.
Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
Am cerut o floare, mi s-a dat o gradina, am cerut o raza de soare, mi s-a dat tot soarele, am cerut sa mi se suga p***, mi s-a dat numarul tau.


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