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Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
A hug leeds to a kiss, a kiss leeds to a lick, a lick leeds to a suck, a suck leeds to a fuck. So, do you want a hug ?
Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
Am fost arestat pentru port ilegal de frumsetze si trafic de inteligentza ...am fost nascut la cererea femeilor ...cand m-am nascut am fost scos la licitatzie si am castigat milioane de $, iar in momentul de fatza sunt printz al femeilor!
Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
Definitia Dragostei : Este un complex periferic amorfozat care in egocentrul pseudoindividualitati provoaca sentimentul .... "Ce bine ar fii sa ne fu**m" .

Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
Imi aduc aminte cum a fost prima oara... M-am asezat pe spate, shi incet incet am simtit o intepatura, de unde a iesit sange cu o substanta galbuie. Tu mai intrebat daca ma doare, iar eu, cu ochii in lacrimi, am zis ca nu, dar pana la urma n-am mai putut suporta, si am tipat. Ah! te-am scos masea afurisita .



 
Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
Sex is a sensation, it's about a man temptation of putting his location in a woman destination. Do you understand this explication or you need a demonstration?
Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
Sunt virusul Mos Craciun. Daca vrei cadouri, trimite telefonul tau la adresa pe care o vei primi in urmatorul mesaj sms.
Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
Do you know what abbreviation ADIDAS stand for?!?! All Day I Dream About Sex !!
Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
Sikona lamile , bowana likile , umdodo jarat , forsakala bi. CHIAR ACUM AI FACUT O VRAJA CARE SA-TI USUCE P*** !

Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
Studiile expertzilor au dovedit ca un handicapat citeste in acest moment un sms...
Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
O iau in mana si o bag in gura, o bag o scot pana cand un lichid alb imi apare pe buze apoi o pun la loc, e periuta mea de dintzi .

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