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Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
This message can only be read by a sexy person: g a n .Try again! u i . Nothing? Sorry, I quess U are not sexy...............Hey! don't force it!
Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
Ma nasc in buzele tale, sa traiesc in mana ta, sa ard de bucurie cand ma saruti si sa mor la picioarele tale! Ce zici? Ti-ar place? ...........................Mie NU !
Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
Compania Durex va anuntza cu regret ca nashterea dvs a fost un accident .
Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
Anunt matrimonial: tanar prezentabil brunet, ochi verzi, atletic, situatie materiala exceptionala, pozitie sociala, masina, 2 vile, relatii politice, nu caut nimic doar ma laud.


 
Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
Daca un picior de-al tau ar fi Pastele iar altul Craciunul, pot sa te vizitez intre sarbatori?
Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
La ora asta 8700 de oameni se gandesc la sex, 3400 au facut-o deja, 2400 urmeaza sa o faca, numai unul sta si se holbeaza la telefonul mobil. :)
Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
Sunt un virus sexual al mobilelor, am patruns in tastele telefonului tau si chiar acum fac sex cu buricul degetului tau, iar tie iti place pt ca zambesti.
Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
Cele 4 minuni ale femeii: se uda fara sa intre in apa, sangereaza fara sa se taie, dau lapte fara sa pasca, si vorbesc fara sa fie intrebate.


Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
Aseara te-am cautat... am vrut sa ma incalzesti, sa te simt aproape de pielea mea ,unde ai fost ...pijama afurisita?

Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
Sex is evil, sex is a sin, sins are forgiven so let's begin!

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