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Status added by admin at date 23.10.2008
Vroiam doar sa stii cat de mult inseamna prietenia noastra pt mine: daca am fi pe un vapor care se scufunda si cu o singura vesta de salvare... mi-ar fi foarte dor de tine!
Status added by admin at date 27.09.2008
Sex is like math: add the bed, substract the clothes, divide the legs, multiply the orgasm !
Status added by admin at date 27.09.2008
Sexul e ca ninsoarea: niciodata nu stii cat o sa dureze si la cati cm o sa ajunga.
Status added by admin at date 27.09.2008
Te-am zarit, te-am aruncat in pat, am venit peste tine, te-am patruns, te-am incalzit, ..nu te speria ..sunt eu .. gripa ta!


 
Status added by admin at date 27.09.2008
Pt un sarut tasteaza 1, pt o imbratisare tasteaza 2, pt o noapte de neuitat tasteaza 3, iar pt toate astea.. .tasteaza numarul meu.
Status added by admin at date 27.09.2008
Roses are red,violets are blue, I am beautiful, but... what happened to YOU?!
Status added by admin at date 27.09.2008
Don't be sad...don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too !
Status added by admin at date 27.09.2008
Sex is like: Nokia-connecting people, Nike-just do it!, Pepsi-ask for more, Samsung-everyone is invited, and like YOU - too good to be true!

Status added by admin at date 27.09.2008
Tanjesc dupa momentul cand vei fii langa mine, cand ma vei incalzi, cand ma vei face sa tresar sub atingerile tale, cand vom fii ca unul... imi lipsesti... pijamaua mea draga!
Status added by admin at date 27.09.2008
Politia cauta persoana inteligenta, sexy, cu simtul umorului.Tu esti in siguranta dar eu unde sa ma ascund?

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